Welcome to the Royal Order of Steven Page!
If you don't know who Steven Page even is, then you shouldn't even be here. Go away! Get out! Scram! And...
But if you know of the wonder that is Mr. Page, then come right in and join us for some ice cream in the Bad Girl Corner. We don't bite... much... and the food is always good!
If you're not sure where you stand, then why not take our Membership Quiz and find out! If you find that you really are a sexy bitch (aka Steve Girl/Pageaholic), come join us on the forum and tell us why! Just remember, the drool bucket only cleans up saliva... and Bryoney, our Offical Mop Wielder, is firm on that!
We're not obsessed*, were focused.
--- VISITORS PLEASE TAKE NOTE ---
This site is merely a fan site for Steven Page. We are not affiliated with Steven Page, Barenaked Ladies, or Nettwerk Management. Please do not send us communication expecting it to reach Steve. It will not. We have no means of direct contact with Steven Page. Thank you.
The
Vanity Project - Devoted entirely to Steve's solo endeavors.
ROSP Members - Meet the sexy bitches
of the Royal Order!
Membership Quiz - Are you a sexy bitch?
Steven Page Bio - Vital stats on the man, the myth, the legend!
Photo Gallery - Pictures submitted by sexy bitches.
Fan Art Gallery - Artwork inspired by Mr. Page, and submitted by sexy bitches worldwide!
Crockpot Links - The internet doesn't really exist, but if it did, these would be cool places to visit.
ROSP Shoppe - All proceeds benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
Discussion Forum - The discussion forum, sadly, has been removed due to technical problems. It has been reincarnated as a FaceBook Group.
* any resemblance to actual stalkers is purely cooincidental. This "club" and web site are all done in pure fun. We respect Steve just as much as we "worship" him as an artist. This site is not affiliated with Steven Page or Barenaked Ladies. We have no means of direct contact with him or the band.
Get a Free Online Diet
02.27.09 - Steven Page Interview with QTV. Steve talks with Jian Ghomeshi about the parting, and the future. The best single interview thus far. Watch it here.
02.24.09 - Steven Page Parts Ways with Barenaked Ladies. The ROSP extends its full support for Steve, and the remaining members of Barenaked Ladies, in all their future endeavors.
09.09.08 - ROSP Forum Returns... in Facebook Form! Due to issues with our old forum, we have decided to revive the discussion board on Facebook. It is set as a closed group, so all applications must be approved by Suebee. Please drop Sue a line with your barenaked.net or former ROSP screen name when you apply. Thanks!
09.08.08 - ROSP Back in Business! We hit a few snags this summer, but we're back on track once again! We finally got fully moved to our new web host, and got rid of the pesky malware that people were getting warnings about. So welcome back!
Exclusive Stickers & Buttons Available!
We've got
buttons featuring the "Got Steve?" and "Cheeky Steve"
designs, and "Got Steve?" stickers with our web site on them!
See the Shoppe for photos and ordering
details! Stickers are $1.00 plus shipping, and stickers are FREE with
an SASE.
So
far, the ROSP has raised
$472.00
for
the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society since May 2002! Thanks to all the
sexy bitches!