Welcome to the Royal Order of Steven Page!
If you don't know who Steven Page even is, then you shouldn't even be here. Go away! Get out! Scram! And...
But if you know of the wonder that is Mr. Page, then come right in and join us for some ice cream in the Bad Girl Corner. We don't bite... much... and the food is always good! We also welcome Barenaked Ladies fans of all shapes and sizes; Edophiles, Hearniaks, Tycopaths and Creegganites are welcomed with open arms... as long as you don't mind us Pageaholics talking about Steve all the time...
If you're not sure where you stand, then why not take our Membership Quiz and find out! If you find that you really are a sexy bitch (aka Steve Girl/Pageaholic), come join us on the forum and tell us why! Just remember, the drool bucket only cleans up saliva... and Bryoney, our Offical Mop Wielder, is firm on that!
We're not obsessed*, were focused.
--- VISITORS PLEASE TAKE NOTE ---
This site is merely a fan site. We are not affiliated with Barenaked Ladies, Steven Page, or Nettwerk Management. Please do not send us communication expecting it to reach Steve or any other band member. It will not. We have no means of direct contact with Steven Page or the band. Contact information for band management can be found HERE. Thank you.
The
Vanity Project - Devoted entirely to Steve's solo endeavors.
ROSP Members - Meet the sexy bitches
of the Royal Order!
Membership Quiz - Are you a sexy bitch?
Steven Page Bio - Vital stats on the man, the myth, the legend!
Photo Gallery - Pictures submitted by sexy bitches.
Fan Art Gallery - Artwork inspired by Mr. Page, and submitted by sexy bitches worldwide!
Crockpot Links - The internet doesn't really exist, but if it did, these would be cool places to visit.
ROSP Shoppe - All proceeds benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
Discussion Forum - We talk about stuff. No, really, we do! Spam will NOT be tolerated on this forum. The discussion forum, sadly, has been removed due to technical problems. It is uncertain if it will return in the near future.
* any resemblance to actual stalkers is purely cooincidental. This "club" and web site are all done in pure fun. We respect Steve just as much as we "worship" him as an artist. This site is not affiliated with Steven Page or Barenaked Ladies. We have no means of direct contact with him or the band.
Get a Free Online Diet
11.20.07 - ROSP Reviews "Talk to the Hand" Live DVD! Check it out!
06.21.07 - BNL Live on DVD! Barenaked Ladies will be releasing a live DVD and a PBS show, recorded in Detroit, sometime in the future. However, the DVD of the show will reportedly be cut down to just 15 songs out of 24 -- which could include the cut of "Powder Blue!" Sign the petition to appeal to BNL release a DVD of the whole concert!
02.22.07 - Listen to Steve on Sierra Club Radio! Originally aired on 2.17, Steve talks biodeisel and BNL's environmental efforts. Check out sierraclub.org, or look up Sierra Club Radio in the iTunes Podcasts.
02.13.07 - Please Wish Joe a Speedy Recovery! BNL's former security Guru, Joe Self, was recently in a serious accident, and is recovering -- please visit joeselfhelp.com, and if you can, please make a donation to help cover his medical costs. It's the least we can do for a guy who has been SO kind to the fan community over the years!
02.06.07 - Barenaked Ladies Are Men in Stores! Go get it!!!
09.12.06 - Barenaked Ladies Are Me In Stores! Finally! Barenaked Ladies Are Me is available! Go get it!
09.11.06 - Iceberg Radio Videocast! See in-studio performances of Barenaked Ladies Are Me at Iceberg Radio.
06.21.05 - Exclusive Stickers & Buttons Now Available! We've now got buttons featuring the "Got Steve?" and "Cheeky Steve" designs, and "Got Steve?" stickers with our web site on them! See the Shoppe for photos and ordering details! Stickers are $1.00 plus shipping, and stickers are FREE with an SASE.
06.08.05 - The Vanity Project Web Site. The Vanity Project web site is starting to come together, with a mailing list sign up form. Check it out! www.vanity-project.com
So
far, the ROSP has raised
$472.00
for
the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society since May 2002! Thanks to all the
sexy bitches!