Just see if you fit the criteria necessary to be a Pageaholic. There are two parts to the quiz -- we may add more parts whenever we are struck with a stroke of creative genius, so keep checking back. We all need a little reaffirmation every once in a while, right?
PART ONE
ANSWER SCALE
never = 1 point
sometimes = 2 points
always = 3 points
1) The sound of Steve's voice makes me weak in the knees.
2) The sight of Steve makes me scream/giggle/swoon.
3) I sing the Steve part to ANY song in which his voice is heard.
4) Steve-related items (i.e. geek glasses, The Sweater, The Scarf, etc.) evoke the same response as an actual Steve-sighting.
5) I often find myself daydreaming about that magical day when Steve will meet me and realize that I'm perfect for him, and we live happily ever after.
6) That last question didn't seem at all farfetched (or scary) to me.
7) I rewind a Steve recording to hear his awe-inspiring voice at a particular place in a song one more time.
8) At a BNL concert,I cheer as loud as I can when Steve says "Yo" during Pinch Me.
9) I find myself strangely attracted to anyone wearing glasses/clothes which resemble Steve's.
10) When shopping with my friends or by myself, I find myself categorizing clothing or accessories as "Steve"--as in, 'that is TOTALLY a Steve shirt."
PART ONE SCORING
10-15: How did you even find this site? Get out!
16-22: With a little refinement, you'll make a fine Pageaholic.
23-30: Welcome aboard, sister! Your Steve worship is in full swing.
PART TWO
1) Driving down the street, One Week comes on the radio.
You:
a) change the station. That song is SO 1998.
b) hum along. It is BNL, after all.
c) crank it and sing at the top of your lungs, baby! Let the world hear!
2) When a friend asks you who your biggest celebrity
crush is, you answer:
a) "I dunno...Brad Pitt?"
b) "Steve Page, probably. He's cute."
c) no words are necessary. You whip out the laminated pic of Steve you
always carry.
3) Describing your devotion to BNL and, especially,
Steve, the best adjective would be:
a) casual
b) strong
c) borderline-frenzied
4) Complete the thought: Steven Page is:
a) cool.
b) a great singer and cutie-pants.
c) practically a reason for living.
5) When a friend asks you why you love a geeky Canadian,
you:
a) say, "who says I love him?"
b) say, "aww, he's not that geeky. And he's got a great voice."
c) scream incoherently and lunge for their throat.
6) Break Your Heart comes on. You:
a) fast forward. "Spider In My Room" is next!
b) listen, of course. It's a great song.
c) enter a trance-like state. Anyone who interrupts, including by singing
along, meets their demise.
7) How many times a day do you think about Steve?
a) 0-4
b) 5-7
c) 8-infinity
PART TWO SCORING
Mostly As: Once again, how did you stumble upon this site?
Mostly Bs: Your Pageaholic status is in question. True, you appreciate
Steve, but fandom is so much more than mere appreciation.
Mostly Cs: I
bow to your Steve love. Also, I am a bit afraid. Run, Steve, run!!
PART THREE
Adapted from the 20 questions to ask yourself if you think you may be an alcoholic. Used with permission of geekyMary.
How many can YOU answer "yes" to?
1. Do you
lose time from work due to Steve Page?
2. Is Steve Page making your home life unhappy?
3. Do you like Steve Page because you are shy with other people?
4. Is Steve Page affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse after listening to Steve Page?
6. Have you gotten into financial difficulties as a result of Steve Page?
7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when listening
to Steve Page?
8. Does Steve Page make you careless of your family's welfare?
9. Has your ambition decreased since Steve Page?
10. Do you crave Steve Page at a definite time daily?
11. Do you want Steve Page the next morning?
12. Does Steve Page cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
13. Has your efficiency decreased since Steve Page?
14. Is Steve Page jeopardizing your job or business?
15. Do you think about Steve Page to escape from worries or troubles?
16. Do you listen to Steve Page alone?
17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of Steve Page?
18. Has your physician ever treated you for Steve Page?
19. Do you listen to Steve Page to build up your self-confidence?
20. Have you ever been in a hospital or institution on account of Steve
Page?